scenes from the peak district
Me: Don’t move
Doug: But it’s staring at me.
Me: It’s a baby cow, dude. Relax.
Doug: I can feel it about to go into attack mode.
Me: Okay, hold still.
Me: Good job. This is the sweatiest photo of all time.
Doug: Can we please get the fuck out of here now.
Stay tuned for part three of this ongoing saga: Local Man Terrified By Small Lamb.
