December 2011
3 posts
reverse resolutions
A universal truth about me, Sanam Petri, is that I am a terrible runner. I hate it, and I am bad at it, and today, I ran 5k all at once without stopping.
How, you ask? Well, it’s a simple formula. And I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before.
I will share it with you now.
Step 1: Move to China. (This part is important.)
Step 2: Live with hyper-religious parents.
Step...
safety begins at home
I called my grandma tonight to say hi. She yelled into the phone, “Sanam joon, I love you more than my eye!” Then cackled and hung up.
I think she’s losing it, but not necessarily in a bad way.